阿姆斯特丹 CS Host Anousja
Amsterdam CS Host Anousja

 

不好意思畫醜妳……

 

上圖是Anousja,是我在荷蘭首都阿姆斯特丹的CS Host,她真人好靚女,是我畫醜了她,小人罪該萬死……

由於時間趕急,這圖只畫了匆匆二十分鐘,對資質駑鈍的我來說完全不夠,難得有靚女模特兒,卻沒能把握,真的很抱憾……她現(2016年秋)於南美旅行,希望未來我們能再見,再畫過~!

 

上圖畫得咁趕是因為我們趕住出街蒲(笑),我在香港極少蒲吧,來到娼妓與大麻都合法的荷蘭,難得當地人帶路,當然要去見識:)

 

首先由家去酒吧已是一段冒險,當時夜已深,公共交通已疏落,所以我們騎單車去,但單車只有一輛,我們惟有二人共乘。

Anousja的單車有個小後座,雙腿跨坐也好、淑女式雙腿拼攏而坐也好,我的腰都彎得快折斷;當時阿姆斯特丹已入秋,風刮得痛,為了防凍,我好像袋鼠般,將雙手放進Anousja的風衣口袋;Anousja騎車之餘要看路,還帶上我這塊重石,真的非常感激袋鼠媽媽Anousja!

 

我們順利扺達鬧市,Anousja帶我到了一間New Age店,店內有各式New Age書籍、圖畫、衣服等,最特別是收銀台的玻璃櫃,光明正大地陳列各式「草」,真不愧是荷蘭!

我們又去了一間芝士店,與比利時的朱古力一樣,芝士、奶製品是荷蘭名產,那間芝士店可以試食,芝士種類繁多,想像到的口味都有,鹹味的海鹽芝士與辣味的辣椒芝士好特別,真不愧是荷蘭x2!

 

距離與Anousja的朋友會合時間還有一點點,我們先去逛酒吧街,Anousja說她十多歲時,常常(偷借別人身份證)夜蒲,勁歌烈酒,樂而忘返,不過現在「老」了,收山歸隱,專心返工,儲錢去旅行。

我們無坐定一間酒吧,不停轉場,通常進入酒吧不收費,落單飲嘢食嘢才收費。

個別酒吧有女士免費贈飲(含酒精),贈飲酒吧通常有三至四個壯漢門神,向入場女士派發贈飲貼紙,壯漢門神認人能力極強,二次進入免費,但不派贈飲貼紙。

贈飲酒吧音樂強勁,震耳欲聾,燈光黝暗,氣份迷幻,Anousja喜歡跳舞,一聽音樂即扭來扭去,同場以青春少年少女居多,並以舞池為賣點。

 

我比較喜歡隔壁的爵士樂酒吧,(間場時)免費入場,但無贈飲,裝修優雅,告示版有各類藝文活動宣傳,並有現場表演時間表(或收費),無表演時放爵士背景音樂,這間酒吧的年齡層較高,無舞池,客人大多三五成群各自聊天。

 

爵士樂酒吧內一位男子獨坐高腳椅,旁邊高腳桌放着酒杯一個,他沉默地坐着,偶爾喝一下酒,剛好射燈照着男子,酒吧頓變舞台,男子仿如主角。

我問Anousja:「為什麼他不在家獨酌?」

Anousja說:「因為酒吧有人。」

我說:「但他只有自己一個。」

男子的沉默獨酌與周圍的熱鬧喧嚷形成強烈對比,周圍愈熱鬧,愈顯他的孤獨;男子仿如主角,傾力演出一齣獨酌,旁人眼中的孤獨寂寞,他卻享受在酒吧演出一個孤獨男子的形象。

 

 

我們與Anousja的朋友在另一間接近紅燈區的酒吧會合,酒吧正對着紅燈房的落地大窗,紅燈房內又剛巧有小姐「上崗」,我正慶幸「有嘢目及」,但卻大大地出乎意料之外。

每塊落地玻璃等人高,房內紅燈亮起,香艷奇幻,小姐們是穿上性感內衣,是在落地大窗前,但她們只是很日常的在看電話、在抹窗、在叫外賣,甚至食麵,可能我看得太多電影,以為小姐們會在大窗前騷首弄姿、大跳豔舞,忘記了小姐也是你和我,一樣都是人,一樣會肚餓,一樣會疲累,無可能時時刻刻都在跳豔舞,她們也有開餐時間、休息時刻。

小姐們也有小肚腩,拜拜肉,沒有電影明星般的曼妙身材,卻有凡人的親切可愛。

 

 

說回酒吧這邊,我們一行約有三男四女,分別來自荷蘭、香港、希臘、美國等國,英語是大家的共通語,Anousja與友人早已認識,其他人都是初次見面,當晚男士穿西裝外套,女士穿裙子(出門前Anousja早已抓着我變裝一翻,秋天穿裙子,好~凍~呀……),個個變身俊男美女。

 

我的飲酒經驗幾乎是零,所以酒力是一滴就醉,我早已做好被取笑的心理準備,堅決在酒吧只喝果汁,但出乎意料,Anousja與友人非但無取笑,反而請我喝蘋果汁。

酒過幾巡後,眾人臉上紅彤彤,個個high high地談笑風生,我看到調酒枱旁的長腳椅上,無聲無息地來了位不速之客—一隻黑白貓靜靜地坐在長腳椅上,偶然回望喧鬧人群,非羨非妒非怒,只是默然不語,這隻黑白貓才是酒吧掌門人啊~

一兩個小時後,大家離開酒吧,各自拿出錢包結帳,原來慣例是男方請女方喝第一輪飲料,第二輪以後的飲料費自付;然後我又變身袋鼠妹,騎上單車後座回家了~

 

 

Anousja在阿姆斯特丹自己租屋住,月租極度便宜,但居住環境真的一般般。聽聞荷蘭「佔屋運動」聲勢浩大,可能這間便宜屋也是其一吧。

從電車站徒步十分鐘就到Anousja的家,感覺是一座半廢棄建築,前門是連着鐵閘的鐵門,走過空蕩蕩的室內、黝黑的走廊,就到Anousja的房間,廚房就是房間內的電磁爐+雪櫃,房間無去水位。

廁所則再走一條又黑又冷的走廊才到,廁所再向前走就是人去樓空的辦公室,無人接收的信件散滿一地,地板破成一個坑;浴室則需穿過另一條黑走廊才到,只是一個企缸,挺髒,沖澡後有些發癢,浴室旁邊是另一個單位,偶爾傳出電視聲,Anousja說大家河水不犯井水,我也從未見過鄰居。

 

我到阿姆斯特丹時已是初秋,房間要開暖氣才能保暖,但睡在暖氣口爆乾,梳化又太細,只有Anousja的大床是全房既温暖又不乾燥的地方,見我猶疑不決,Anousja大方表示:「如果你不介意,可以一起睡。」

我樂得立刻跳上温暖被窩,我每晚也睡得很好,我與Anousja第一晚見面就同床而睡,Anousja也笑說「進程神速」,但第二天Anousja說:「其實我無諗過你真係會跳上我張床,我不慣與別人一起睡,今晚我再嘗試,我再睡不我不慣與別人一起睡,今晚我再嘗試,我睡不到你就要睡梳化了。」你就要睡梳化了。」

幸好第二晚Anousja睡得好,第三晚Anousja外宿,倒是她的女性朋友來屈蛇,女性朋友也寜願不睡梳化、不睡在暖氣旁,我們又第一晚見面就同床而睡,她很晚才到,很早就離開,第一句Hi and Goodnight,第二句Good Morning and Good Bye,我連她的樣子也未看好,她就消失了,只剩陣陣餘温在床上,荷蘭真是個瘋狂國度啊,連續兩晚兩人「一夜睡」,破哂紀錄啦(笑)

 

 

 

So sorry I have drawn you ugly…

 

This is Anousja. She is my CS Host in Amsterdam. She is a really pretty bonita. It is my fault that I can’t capture her beauty into my painting, it’s all my fault…

This picture was drawn in a rush for just 20 minutes. It’s totally not enough for a non-genius painter such as myself. It is such a pity that I have a beautiful model but can’t come up with good images. It’s really a pity…Anousja is traveling in South America now (Autumn 2016). Hope we can meet again in the future and draw again~

 

I drew the picture in a hurry because we had to go to pubs :)

I seldom go to pubs in Hong Kong but here I am in the lawful prostitute and lawful marijuana Holland and with a local friend, of course I have to check it out:)

 

The journey from home to pub is already an adventure. It was late night and public transport was in a sparse service. We rode on a bike. But there was only ONE bike so we were 2 people on A bike.

There was a little flat ‘seat’ on the back of Anousja’s bike. My waist bends and nearly broken no matter I put each leg on one side or 2 legs on one side. It was early autumn in Amsterdam. Wind blows and scratches. I was like a baby kagaroo putting my cold hands into the pockets of Anousja’s jumper.

Anousja has to pay attention on the road traffic and my heavy weight in the back seat. I really own lots of thanks you to Mother Kagaroo Anousja!

 

Thanks god we safely arrived in downtown. Anousja took me to a New Age Shop. There are all kinds of New Age stuff such as books, pictures, clothes…etc The most special thing is in the glass cabinet near the cashier: lots of different kinds of ‘weed’ are openly displaying. It’s really Holland!

We then went to a cheese shop. The cheese and milk products in the Netherlands just like the chocolate in Belgium. They are the pride of a nation. That cheese store has free tasting and there are lots of different kinds of cheese. Any imagined flavor can be found in this cheese store. The salty Sea Salt Cheese and the spicy Chili Cheese were very special. It’s really Holland! x2

 

There is still a little bit of time before meeting up with Anousja’s friends so we head to the pubs street. Anousja said she always (on somebody’s ID card) go pubbing when she was a teenager. She loves the strong music and the wild alcohol but she is ‘old’ now and focus on working and saving money for her traveling.

 

We didn’t stay in a particular pub. We keep changing pubs. Pubs are usually free entry and charged when ordering foods or drinks.

Some pubs would have a free drink (with alcohol) for ladies. Pubs with free drinks would have 3 to 4 strong building guys standing in the front door and giving out free drinks tickets for ladies. The strong building guys are profession on recognizing faces. Ladies can re-enter the pubs for free but without a free drink ticket.

We entered a ‘Dancing Pub’ with free drinks for ladies. The music were super loud with dim light. Anousja love dancing. She started twisting her body when music started. There are mainly young boys and girls in the dancing pub. The dance floor is a big selling point for this pub.

 

I liked the jazz pub next door more. It was free entry (when intermission) without free drinks. The decoration in this jazz pub was elegant. There are lots of art & cultural activities on the notice board. There is a live band show timetable (charge may apply) and playing jazz background music without a live show. The people here were a bit older than the dancing pub and were chatting in a group of 3 to 5 people.

 

There was a man sitting on a high pub chair alone in the jazz pub. There was a glass of wine on the high pub table next to him. He sat there silently, drank occasionally. There was a spot light just on top of the man. The pub turned into a stage and the man became the main lead.

I asked Anousja, ‘Why didn’t he drink alone at home?’

Anousja said, ‘Because there are PEOPLE in the pub,’

I said, ‘But he just has himself to drink with...’

There is a big contrast between the silent man and the bustling noisy pub. The noisier the pub, the lonelier the man seemed like. The man were like a male leading role who was preforming a solo drinking scene. Others might thought he was a lonely drinker but he seems to enjoy playing an image of a lonely drinking man.

 

 

We met up with Anousja’s friends in a pub near the Red Light District. The famous Red Rooms were just facing the pub window. There were ladies ‘preforming’ behind the Red Windows. I felt lucky that I got in time ‘to see something’ but it was really out of my expectation.

The Red Windows had a person’s height. The Room was lit up by red light with a mysterious and sexy atmosphere. The ladies were really put on the sexy underclothes, really standing behind the big windows. But they were just doing their daily routines such as looking at the mobiles, cleaning the windows, ordering takeaway and even eating noodles. Maybe I just watched too many movies. I thought the ladies would have some sexy poses or did some sexy dancing ALL THE TIME. I forgot the ladies are just like you and me. We are all human. We would all be hungry or tired. It’s impossible to do the sexy dance all the time. The ladies had their dinner break and resting time too.

The ladies had their fatty belly and fatty arms. They don’t have a ‘prefect’ body like a movie star but they are as lovely and lively as a mortal.

 

 

As in the pub, we were around 3 gentlemen and 4 ladies. We came from Holland, Hong Kong, Greece, USA…etc English is our common language. Anousja knew her friends and everyone was new to each other. The gentlemen were wearing suit jacket and the ladies were wearing skirts (Anousja got me to change into some pretty clothes at home already. Skirts in autumn, SO~COLD~). Everyone became handsome boys and pretty girls.

 

I had nearly zero experience on drinking. I drank one drop of wine and would be drunk. I strongly state that I would only drink juice in pub with a preparation that I would laugh by others. But to my surprise, no one laugh at me and they even treat me a bottle of apple juice!

Everyone had a reddish face after a few drinks. They all talked in high spirit. I noticed that there was a surprise guest near the bartender. There was a black-and-white cat sitting on the high pub chair. It looked at the hustle crowd in silently without envy without anger without jealous. It was actually the boss of this pub!

We left after a few hours and everybody took out their wallet. So it was a custom that the gentlemen would treat the ladies for the first round drinks. Every body had to pay for their own from second round of drinks onward.

I became the Kagaroo girl and ride home on bike back~

 

 

Anousja rent a unit and lived by her own in Amsterdam. The rent was super cheap but the living condition was realy so-so. I heard that the ‘Occupying Housing’ movement was strong in Holland. Maybe this is one of the ‘occupying house’.

It was a ten minutes’ walk from the tram station to Anousja’s home. It was like a semi-demolish building. The front ‘door’ was actually an iron door attached to a big iron curtain. I had to walked pass a big dim indoor space and a dark corridor to arrive Anousja’s room. Kitchen was an induction cooker and fridge inside the room. There was no sink in the room.

Toilet was away and located in another dark corridor. There were empty offices in the building. Letters that no one would receive spread all over the floor. The floor of some rooms was cracked into a swallow hole.

Bathroom located in another dark corridor. It was just a standing tube. Quite dirty. I felt a bit itch after I took a shower. It was the neighbor’s room next to the bathroom. There was some TV sound occasionally. Anousja said she and the neighbor never talked. I never saw the neighbor.

 

It was early autumn when I arrived in Amsterdam. Heating was on in Anousja’s room. It was too dry to sleep near the heat and the sofa was too small to sleep. Anousja’s bed was the only place which is warm and not that dry in the whole room. I hesitated and Anousja said, ‘you can sleep with me if you don’t mind,’

I was so happy and jumped into Anousja’s warm bed. I had a good sleep every night.

In the next morning Anousja said, ‘Actually I never thought you would jump on my bed. I don’t use to sleep with other people. I will try again tonight but if I can’t get a good sleep tonight, you would have to sleep on the sofa.

 

Luckily Anousja had a good sleep on the second night. Anousja was out on the third night and her female friend came and stay overnight. Her female friend chose not to sleep near the heat nor the couch. So we slept together on the same bed when we first met. She arrived late and left early. The first greeting was ‘Hi and Goodnight’ and the second conversation was ‘Good Morning and Good Bye’. I didn’t even have time to look at her and she was already gone and just leave her warmth on the bed.

Holland really gave me some crazy experience. TWO nights with TWO people ‘sleep together’ in a row. Just break my record! (laugh)

Anousja and the picture
Anousja and the picture
Anousja真係好靚女Anousja really pretty!
Anousja真係好靚女Anousja really pretty!
Anousja!
Anousja!
不好意思畫醜你..my ugly picture comes from this pretty model, i am so sorry...
不好意思畫醜你..my ugly picture comes from this pretty model, i am so sorry...
Anousja show me around on bike!
Anousja show me around on bike!
袋鼠騎車法my kagaroo mum!
袋鼠騎車法my kagaroo mum!
塞咗兩個人的床Bed which sqeeze 2 people
塞咗兩個人的床Bed which sqeeze 2 people
上面是'正常人家',咱家在下Up there is 'normal' home
上面是'正常人家',咱家在下Up there is 'normal' home
要走一段路才到廁所take a short walk to toliet
要走一段路才到廁所take a short walk to toliet
洗衣房laundry room
洗衣房laundry room
洗澡間Shower room
洗澡間Shower room
從未見過的鄰居Neighbor never met
從未見過的鄰居Neighbor never met
大坑Big hole on ground
大坑Big hole on ground
一大堆無人收的信A piles of unread letters
一大堆無人收的信A piles of unread letters
燈常開Light on 24 hr
燈常開Light on 24 hr
樓梯stairs
樓梯stairs
樓梯stair
樓梯stair
旁邊是廢棄辦公室Abandon office next door
旁邊是廢棄辦公室Abandon office next door
無人no body
無人no body
要先通過此返家way to home
要先通過此返家way to home

家 home

向街way outside
向街way outside
打籃球Basketball
打籃球Basketball
打籃球Basketball
打籃球Basketball
打籃球Basketball
打籃球Basketball
打籃球Basketball
打籃球Basketball
打籃球Basketball
打籃球Basketball
打籃球Basketball
打籃球Basketball
打籃球Basketball
打籃球Basketball
打籃球Basketball
打籃球Basketball
入夜的紅燈區Red Light District at night
入夜的紅燈區Red Light District at night
堅嘢喎live show live couples
堅嘢喎live show live couples
舞孃下場的紅燈房Ladies on break
舞孃下場的紅燈房Ladies on break
到處都有sex show
到處都有sex show
紅燈區Red light district
紅燈區Red light district
娼業博物館Museum of prostitution
娼業博物館Museum of prostitution
性玩具店,地舖!Sex toy shop on ground level!
性玩具店,地舖!Sex toy shop on ground level!
性玩具店,當然光明正大Sex toy shop, of course open
性玩具店,當然光明正大Sex toy shop, of course open
紅燈區的性玩具店Sex toy shop in Red Light District
紅燈區的性玩具店Sex toy shop in Red Light District
賭場casino
賭場casino
new age shop
new age shop
new age shop~
new age shop~
藥,草,煙...乜都有they have everything
藥,草,煙...乜都有they have everything
真係有得賣!really on sale!
真係有得賣!really on sale!
防止自殺嗎is itprevent committing suidice
防止自殺嗎is itprevent committing suidice
其實佢先係老闆It is the actural BOSS
其實佢先係老闆It is the actural BOSS
酒吧貓Pub cat
酒吧貓Pub cat
超市外的忠犬Dog wait outside supermarket
超市外的忠犬Dog wait outside supermarket
事發現場crime scene
事發現場crime scene
梗有一個of course there is one everywhere
梗有一個of course there is one everywhere
運河兩旁樓價好貴Expensive properties beside canals
運河兩旁樓價好貴Expensive properties beside canals
景色好靚Beautiful
景色好靚Beautiful
靚呀~beautiful~
靚呀~beautiful~
荷蘭有很多運河Canal in Netherlands
荷蘭有很多運河Canal in Netherlands
荷蘭的藍白瓷器好靚Beautiful Dutcch ceremic
荷蘭的藍白瓷器好靚Beautiful Dutcch ceremic
咖啡座Cafe
咖啡座Cafe
現代'樹屋',好靚呀Such a beautiful modern 'tree house'!
現代'樹屋',好靚呀Such a beautiful modern 'tree house'!
偶遇新光大酒樓!A chinese restaurant!
偶遇新光大酒樓!A chinese restaurant!
四川中菜館Chinese restaurant
四川中菜館Chinese restaurant
四色4 color
四色4 color